Apple Parodied

With all the Apple Whores salivating during the launch of the very mundane, uninspiring and, quiet frankly BORING new iPhone 5, I thought those of us who are much more grounded and who don’t take ourselves as seriously might enjoy this little nugget. If you stuck an Apple logo on it, I wouldn’t be surprised to see a 10 kilometre queue of Apple Whores waiting to get their very first nail clippers!!

And to remind yourself of all the usual unabashed self-promotional video’s Apple loves to create when they roll out something new. It seems that if anything, Apple has morphed from being an leader of innovation into nothing more than a marketing mogul trading on a brand…..a brand that was built on “the next big thing” and taking risks, rather than playing it safe.

There’s nothing cool about anything Apple these days, just more of the same. And with the technological inequivalent of Britains ex-Prime Minister, John Major, at the helm it seems that that’s all the Apple Whores have to look forward to from Apple’s CEO Mr. Tim “Dull and Boring” Cook.

If making something taller and being anally retentive enough to get a hard-on over how shiny a bevelled edge is what rocks your boat, then you need to get out more.

For me, I’ll stick with my wonderful Samsung Galaxy S3…..which is still light years ahead of iPhone 5

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